Taco L0ser

juilan:

*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?

(via woahgan)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(via water-my-melons)

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via water-my-melons)

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via woahgan)